We can attack in any direction now!

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

Fatman sitting in a train cabin

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Salty Eggs

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today�
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure

A boy goes to see a dance

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

A girl & boy story

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho�