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Friday, March 4, 2011

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,

Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,

Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,

Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,

Dravid ko castorl pilao

PAR IN KO WORLD CUP MAT KHILO

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi

Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi
Nazar Tv Pe Tika Rakhi Thi
Duaon Ki Bhi Full Chain Bana Rakhi Thi
Par Jeet Hoti Kese!
India Ne Hijron Ki Team Bna Rakhi Thi

Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye

Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?
Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,
Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”

Girl painted Indian flag

In a cricket match..
There was a girl.. She painted Indian flag on her face..
A boy kissed on her face and said…
Mera mithaaa Bharat.

Pakistan Won 2011 Cricket World Cup

1947 : 4+7=11 azadi
1965 : 6+5=11 pakistan won 1st war against india
1992 : 9+2=11 pakistan won cricket world cup
2009 : 2+9=11 pakistan won T20 world cup
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2011…..
INSHALLAH this 11 will also become lucky 4 pakistan and we will win cricket world cup 2011
INSHA ALLAH..

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

Dhoni ka Password

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo
Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.

Hamesha woh Rakhtey Password Log Hain
Jo Kabhi Na Bhooley,
16646
Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?
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Dhoni … =)

PCB Has Anounced New Pakistani Team

PCB Has Anounced
New Pakistani Team
For
World Cup 2011

Coach:
Khuwab Aalam

Team:
1: Imran Faqeer
2: Salman Nutt
3: Bonus Khan
4: Shoaib Jhalak
5: Misbah-Ul-Duck
6: Shoda Afridi
7: Kamran Khatmal
8: Abdul Mazzaq
9: Umer Bull
10: Shoaib Kambakht
11: Rao Jamadar

Extras:
1: Danish Maleria
2: Ajmal Qassab
3: Javaid Dengi

Pakistani Team Ko Milne Dhamkiyan

Pakistani Team Ko Milne
Wali Dhamkiyon Ki
Waja Se ICC Ne
Pakistan K
Saray Worldcup K Matches
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“KARACHI”
Shift Krne Ka Faisla Kia Hy’

Pakistan Cricket Schedule World Cup 2011

*Pak vs Kenya
23 feb
(LIYARI)
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*Pak vs SL
26 feb
(NAYA’ABAD)
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*Pak vs Canada
3 March
(SHAH FAISAL)
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*PAK vs NZ
8 March
(SOHRAB GOTH)
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*PAK vs Zim
14 March
(SAFORA GOTH)
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*Pak vs Aus
19 March
(DAWOOD CHORANGI LANDHI)
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Qtr Final
(BALDIA TOWN)
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Semi Final
(NEW KARACHI)
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Final Mai Pohnch
Gaye To Final
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KATI PAHAARI ORANGI
Mai HoGa

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain.

Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai.

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho.

Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

Kabhi Naraz Mat Hona

(“GUZARISH”)
“Kabhi Naraz Mat Hona”

Gilay Chahy Bohat Karna
Rulana or Boht Larrna
Suno Naraz Mat Hona

Kabi Aisa Jo ho Jaye
K teri Yad se Ghafil Kisi Lamhe jo ho Jaon
Bina Dekhe Teri Surat
Kisi Shab Main jo So Jaon
To Sapno Main Chale Aana
Mujy Ehsas Dila Jana
Suno Naraz Mat Hona.

Kabi Aisa jo ho Jaye
Jinhen kehna Zaruri ho
Wo Mujhse Lafz Kho Jayen
Anaa ko Beech Mat Lana
Meri Awaz Ban Jana!
KABHI NARAZ MAT HONA

Sorry May Have Become

Sorry May Have Become

“Just Another Word”,
But With TEARS

It Means The World.

I’m Sorry for What I have Done To You.

As I feel the tear go down my cheek

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past

How can I begin 2 say I`m sorry

How can I begin 2 say I`m sorry.
I dint mean 2 upset u.
I hope tht u can 4gve me

SORRY

SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

Dont get confused,

Arey baba ‘SORRY’ means

S - SOME
O - ONE’S
R - REALLY,
R - REMEMBERING
Y - YOU.

Agar tum ko hum pe gussa hai toh

Agar tum ko hum pe gussa hai toh
Ghantaghar tod do
Ring road mod do
Sahid gate fod do
Titanic ko fevicol se jod do
Magar mujhe aise sms karna mat chod do

I’m sorry i love you

I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

I didn’t mean to upset u

How can I begin to say I`m sorry.
I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.

SHUT UP

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U r Always In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again? SHUT UP

BIPASHA

Bipasha bharat ke har nagrik ka adikar he,
Bipasa har kisiki jaruriyat he,
Bipasha har kisiko milni chahiye,
Bi-bijli
Pa-pani
Sha-shadak

DARLING

D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game

SMS Doesn?T Only Mean

SMS Doesn?t Only Mean:

Short Messaging Service.

But It Also Means:

Some Moments Shared

With Loved Ones Like You.

Aapko Mobile Use Karty Huye Kafi Arsa Hogaya Hoga

Aapko Mobile Use Karty Huye Kafi Arsa Hogaya Hoga.

Aur Ye Bhi Pata Hoga K Mobile Main SIM Lagti Hai.

To Kya Aap Ye Bata Sakty Hain K SIM Ki Abbreviation Kya Hai?

S = Subscriber
I = Identity
M = Module

F R I D A Y

F R I D A Y

F= Farz allah ka ada karo

R= Rab ko razi karo

I= Ibadat dil se karo

D= Darud kasrat se parho

A= Allah se mango

Y= Yaad rakho mujhe DUAON ME

True Meanings Of ?GIRL?

True meanings of ?GIRL?

?G?= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..

?I?= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..

?R?= RONE ki automatic machine..

?L?= LARAI may sab ki maa?

FuLL FoRm OF BOyS

FuLL FoRm oF bOyS?
B ? bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O ? oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y ? yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S ? ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe?

MEANING OF M O T H E R

MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:?M Y M O M?
O:?O B L I G E?
T:?T E R R I F I C?
H:?H O N E S T?
E:?E X C E L L E N T?
R:?R E S P O N S I B L E?

Do U Know What Pakistan Means?

Do u know what Pakistan means?
No??? ok let me tell u
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P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation

Beautiful But Stupid

Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

Don?T Get Confused, Aray Baba SORRY

SORRY.

Don?t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY Means:

S-> Some,
O-> One Is,
R-> Really,
R-> Remembering
Y-> You.

Have A wonderful day.

BLESSING Means

BLESSING Means:

B- Begin you day with.
L- Love in your heart.
E- Expect blessings.
S- Share goodness.
S- Shine like the sun.
I- Inspire some one.
N- Never forgot that.
G- God is with you all time.

STUPID

STUPID
STUPID

Do You Know What is the Meaning of STUPID?

S = Sari Zindagi
T = Tumse
U = Umar Bhar ki Dosti
P = Pana Chahta Hon
I = Is Liye
D = Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna.

Happy Happy Happy Happy

Happy
Happy
Happy
Happy

Do u know What is the Meaning of HAPPY.

H- Hum
A- Aapko
P- Pal
P- Pal
Y- Yaad Karty Hain.

The Full Form Of Chocolate Brand

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:

KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.

PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.

MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!

So Think before giving chocolate to any one.

A Simple ?SALAM? Can Be So Sweet

A simple ?SALAM? Can Be So Sweet:

S: Sada Khush Raho

A: Abaad Raho

L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho

A: Arzuain Puri Hon

M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna

So SALAM 2 ALL.

F-u-c-k OFF

F-u-c-k OFF

Yes fuck off
ooh! Don?t get the wrong meaning.

Fuck OFF means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

Meaning of pakistan

Meaning of pakistan:

P:payar

A:aman

K:khushaali

I:insaf

S:security

T:traqqi

A:azaadi

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N: Not available here

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

This msg has No Fat

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except
with a lot of sugar
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it
Happy Birthday

Wishing u a day soft as silk

Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Sending birthday blessings

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

A prayer: 2 bless ur way

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Today is a day of celebration

Today is a day of celebration
Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday

In soft gleaming night of stars

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday

Apun wishing you a wonderful

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

God picked up a flower

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW,
lovingly touched it which turned in to u,
and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

Age appears to be best

Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

Moon said to me

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does
ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Friendship is not a game

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say,
It doesn"t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow,
yesterday, today and everyday.

Friendship is needless

Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art....
It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.

In The Flower My Rose

In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I"m Only Body My Heart Is You,
That"s Why I Always MISS YOU

The mind 2 friends

The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track.
They never meet but has go together to save the derailment
of the Train called Friendship.

Few realation in Earth

Few realation in Earth Never Die.
Want to know What is it ? Read again..
(F) Few (R) Realation (I) In (E) Earth (N) Never (D) Die

Minutes r small

Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,
Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,
i can take 10 more Briths if I get a cool friend like you

A lucky star dropped

A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me
what did i want a million dollars or a true friend
i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U

For me U r as

For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa...
butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake...
water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree..
a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

The one who likes

The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you,
but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

Dont write your name

Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it.
Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it.
Write your name on hearts of your friends,
thats where it will stay.

When does a friend

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into
"I will kill you if you don"t care for me"

Sometimes in life

Sometimes in life we think we don"t need anyone.
But sometime we don"t have anyone when we need...
So don"t let your best buddies go ever...

In this cruel world

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality
& stylish looks. So learn to value me!

Being a friend

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation,
a cup of coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

Monday, January 24, 2011

We can attack in any direction now!

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

Fatman sitting in a train cabin

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Salty Eggs

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today�
Tooo much Salt..why?
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Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure

A boy goes to see a dance

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

A girl & boy story

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho�

Lovers sitting in a park

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don�t worry darling �I am already married�.:p

Mirror who kill liars

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

Teacher & bachay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Give me a pocket full of money

Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

Give me a pocket full of money

Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

That is not my dog

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

Why were males created before females?

Why were males created before females?

Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.

I will take either side

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

Devil challenged in a game of cricket

The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.

When do you want to start?

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.

if your father earned $100,000

Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

If dentists make films, the names will be

If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

Check returned back

Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….

Qualities a friend must have

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

my policy is one day one fool…..!

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!

I will buy banana, u keep the peel

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

A Ghazal by Husband

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

A boy came running in the kitchen

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

No 1 will touch ur mom

A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

Be a millionare within few months

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
“Allah k naam par dey de baba”

In heaven together we were in a big hall

In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.

3 new girl friends

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

when wordz fail eyz works

when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya;)

The brain is a wonderful organ

The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office…

I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP

I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?

I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?

I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?

TRY ALL THIS…….. ….
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.

Never kiss a police woman

Never kiss a police woman.
she ‘ll say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she
will say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.

1 bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha

Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.

Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

Life is like a MOVIE…

Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u look at the mirror – HORROR

A pakistani man goes for fishing

A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”

Don’t kill the students

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

In pakistan survey was done

In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha

Sunday, January 23, 2011

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt…
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.

Hahaha, I am joking

A
B
C
D

A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME

E
F
G

E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING

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H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata

Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

A pathan said to his friend

A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.

Just think about me

Think Big.
Think Positive.
Think Smart.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

A Memon on his death time

A Memon on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here

My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa

Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

New style of proposing a girl

New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.

Better think before you smile

1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.

Roses r red .. violts r blue

Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
:D

Could u fax me ur photo

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Cheating kion ?

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Difference between stress, tension & panic

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.”

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI